Bad Manners and Brimstone

When we invite people to stay with us, I always say, "You know that bar that sofa beds have? The one that hits right in your hips and twists your back around? Ours doesn't have it! We've slept on ours for two weeks at a time, and found it very comfortable."

RIP, Castro Convertible sofas! I'll be reupholstering mine until the day I die.