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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
« Reply #30 on: December 26, 2018, 07:27:06 pm »
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
« Reply #31 on: December 27, 2018, 08:50:19 am »
Quote from: vintagegal on December 26, 2018, 07:27:06 pm
To read before you have a colonoscopy:
http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-thread-returns/

I'm only halfway through, but I wanted to thank you so much vintagegal!

Warning, though: definitely NSFW!
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peony

Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2018, 08:42:16 pm »
I had to muffle my laughter or I would have disturbed my downstairs neighbor.  ;D
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« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2019, 11:52:09 am »
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« Reply #34 on: January 16, 2019, 04:13:02 pm »
Am I glad I had off work today! If I'd read that at work I wouldn't have been able to function from laughing so hard.
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
« Reply #35 on: January 16, 2019, 04:50:07 pm »
Quote from: wonderfullyanonymous on January 16, 2019, 11:52:09 am
I previewed this, so hopefully it works.


https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1116571251832889&set=a.196906113799412&type=3&theater

I was wheezing because I couldn't breathe due to laughing so hard...I can just see his wife walking in...talk about having a whole new perspective on your spouse...
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syfygeek

Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
« Reply #36 on: January 22, 2019, 12:39:59 pm »
Quote from: Dr. F. on December 24, 2018, 09:10:44 pm
Quote from: Pattycake on December 24, 2018, 03:41:52 pm
Quote from: Chez Miriam on December 24, 2018, 10:42:52 am
Have we had "dogs in elk" yet?

https://wwwx.cs.unc.edu/~hays/humor/dogs_in_elk.html

If so, I apologise.

Nope, that's not been posted yet. I think I did read this years ago too - still funny!

One of my all-time favorites, and always worth a reread.

Since we have Dogs in Elk, I offer the Dog and Sweet Potato https://littera-abactor.livejournal.com/7748.html
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2019, 06:45:58 am »
This popped up on my listserv and I read it the wrong way at first - am I the only one?

Roomba from iRobot and an iMop $200

       iRobotR RoombaR 690 Vacuuming Robot & Braava jetR 240 Mopping Robot
Bundle $495

This is a great little vacuum. We have dogs and this has definitely helped
with the cleaning process. We have 3 of them and only need 2.
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gramma dishes

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« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2019, 09:49:54 am »
 :o  Someone had better warn the poor puppies!
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2019, 11:38:14 am »
Quote from: cabbageweevil on September 18, 2018, 08:29:55 am
One from an "everything under the sun" board, which it calls "The Stupid Joke Thread" -- and boy, are they ever.  Hope link, below, succeeds -- I seem often to have linking problems.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=862372

A couple of examples --


Q.  What do you call a female pig?

A.  A sow.

Q.  What do you call a male deer?

A.  A buck.

Q.  What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer?

A.  A hundred sows and [thousand] bucks.



I have a confession: I never learnt the entire alphabet.  I don't know Why.

I don't get it.
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wonderfullyanonymous

Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2019, 01:43:31 pm »
Quote from: katiekat2009 on February 07, 2019, 11:38:14 am
Quote from: cabbageweevil on September 18, 2018, 08:29:55 am
One from an "everything under the sun" board, which it calls "The Stupid Joke Thread" -- and boy, are they ever.  Hope link, below, succeeds -- I seem often to have linking problems.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=862372

A couple of examples --


Q.  What do you call a female pig?

A.  A sow.

Q.  What do you call a male deer?

A.  A buck.

Q.  What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer?

A.  A hundred sows and [thousand] bucks.



I have a confession: I never learnt the entire alphabet.  I don't know Why.

I don't get it.

Me either.


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gramma dishes

Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2019, 01:50:45 pm »
Quote from: wonderfullyanonymous on February 07, 2019, 01:43:31 pm
Quote from: katiekat2009 on February 07, 2019, 11:38:14 am
Quote from: cabbageweevil on September 18, 2018, 08:29:55 am
One from an "everything under the sun" board, which it calls "The Stupid Joke Thread" -- and boy, are they ever.  Hope link, below, succeeds -- I seem often to have linking problems.

https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=862372

A couple of examples --


Q.  What do you call a female pig?

A.  A sow.

Q.  What do you call a male deer?

A.  A buck.

Q.  What do you call 50 female pigs and 50 male deer?

A.  A hundred sows and [thousand] bucks.



I have a confession: I never learnt the entire alphabet.  I don't know Why.

I don't get it.

Me either.


If you read it quickly (try it out loud) 'One hundred sows and bucks' sounds like "One hundred thousand bucks."

P.S.  For those not living in the U.S.A., the word 'buck' is (in addition to being a male deer) another word for dollar.
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2019, 02:09:06 pm »
For the last pun, think "Y" instead of "Why".
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Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2019, 03:34:34 pm »
Quote from: Twik on February 07, 2019, 02:09:06 pm
For the last pun, think "Y" instead of "Why".

Is this referring to something?

In other words, I don't get it. ;D
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gramma dishes

Re: Funny Posts from Elsewhere
« Reply #44 on: February 07, 2019, 03:40:44 pm »
^^^


Quote from: cabbageweevil on September 18, 2018, 08:29:55 am


I have a confession: I never learnt the entire alphabet. I don't know Why.

It's in reference to this.  I don't know (the letter) 'Y'.
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