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oogyda

Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #120 on: August 08, 2019, 02:18:00 pm »
The toilet stories (funny how certain things trigger memories) reminds me of a time a few years ago when my nephews from far-away state came to visit for a few days.

My DDs invited a couple of friends (who the nephews met before) and had a party. I went to bed around 11pm and the party continued until who knows when.

The next morning I woke up because one of my daughters came in to my bedroom to use the  toilet in my bathroom. She told me that their bathroom toilet was broken so they had to use mine. Followed by a group of young adults (they were all over 21 yrs old) waiting their turn.

Once everybody was done, I got out of bed, dressed, and went to check out the other toilet.

I lifted the seat lid and Oh.My.Goodness! The bowl was full to the rim. Full of TP, pee, and yes quite a bit of turds in there. Not another drop could have gone in without it overflowing.

I took the tank cover off and saw the chain from the flapper to the flusher thingamajig was disconnected. I lifted the flapper, the toilet started to drain and I stood by with a plunger thinking this is going to clog and come back up over the floor. Fortunately it did not. After some chugging it all went down. Phew!

I looked at the group and asked "Does nobody know how to manually flush a toilet?" A teaching moment ensued. ;)

When YDD was in Jr. High, the church youth group went on their annual beach retreat.  The house they rented had 3 floors.  The top one was sleeping quarters for the boys.  The middle one was sleeping quarters for the girls.  The lower one was the kitchen and living room and quarters for some of the adult chaperones.

*Somehow*, the toilet on the girls floor broke, so they "had to" use the one on the boys floor all evening.  Miraculously, it fixed itself in the morning, though. 

Yep, one of the girls (could've been YDD) had taken the chain off the arm.  Kids will be kids....but not one of the adults even looked at the toilet!?!?!!?
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Nikko-chan

Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #121 on: February 12, 2020, 03:25:53 am »
Reviving this thread. Thanks to my cat.

Ciaran is a very uhm... Cuddly boy. Which is very very cute. But not when I am trying to sleep. I go to close my door for the night and he zooms into my room. I pick him up to take him out and he clings to me, one paw on each shoulder, his little head over my right shoulder.

Sounds cute and not gross right? Well when Ciaran cat gets happy, like say when I am holding him or giving him cuddles, he drools. A lot. It was in my hair. On my nightgown. So yeah. I just got slimed by my cat.
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #122 on: February 12, 2020, 03:52:52 pm »
Sounds like such a sweet child! I suggest that before you pick him up you have a towel or blankie handy to throw over your shoulder, as if he was a human child. ;D
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #123 on: February 12, 2020, 07:49:58 pm »
A friend works at a dog care kennel, and of course one of the duties is to clean up dog feces.  They do have a scooper for that, but if a dog does it on the one mat it is easier to pick it up using a bag.  One of the larger dogs pooped on the mat, she got a bag and picked it up - and there was a large wiggling worm in it.  GROSS!!

Owner was notified! 

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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #124 on: October 01, 2020, 10:20:58 am »
As background: We had a case last week where a woman was shot in the eye.

My coworker just walked in, and I thought he said "I'm about to bring you a woman's eye." Needless to say, I was horrified.

What he actually said, "I'm about to need a woman's eye." He was hanging up a picture on the wall, and he needed someone to tell him if it was straight.

Talk about relief.
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Nikko-chan

Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #125 on: October 04, 2020, 09:10:59 pm »
Sounds like such a sweet child! I suggest that before you pick him up you have a towel or blankie handy to throw over your shoulder, as if he was a human child. ;D

I only just saw this comment and I **** up. Funnily enough when I am holding him I do put a towel over my arm so he can drool if it pleases him... the spoiled little brat...
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #126 on: November 24, 2020, 12:10:48 pm »
My son works at a college dorm where the students have recently all departed (back to their homes for the remainder of term online, unless they made prior arrangements to move to another dorm). As the residents were departing, they have done a checkout inspection in prior years. Because of the pandemic, this year, they've made the expectation clear to the residents about how to leave their room, then have gone around in pairs (one advisor from the female wing, one from the male wing) to inspect each room after people leave.

Now my son knows where the smell in his room was coming from. Evidently, a resident on the floor below this resident also had complained about a smell in his room.

It was the resident adjacent to my son's room, who evidently has only emptied his trash the one time since term began in August. It was a single (small) waste basket full on the day he left. The students have been eating take out food and most eat it in their rooms, including this resident. There were open, partially full, drink bottles on their side on the floor. Many partially empty food containers were all around the room. Possibly, this student never did laundry, either. And now that my son thinks about it, he's never seen this resident entering or leaving the bathing area, washing his hands/brushing his teeth in the community restroom the entire term. The entire room smelled so bad, he's not sure if the resident was using the community restroom for anything. And there was the trademark sock over the smoke detector (likely placed there so the resident could smoke in his room without setting off the fire alarm) - which is something he'll be fined for. He was living in that stench.

In many cases, when the inspection finds something amiss, they'll photograph it, make a note, set things right from a safety perspective (close the window, remove the sock from the smoke detector, etc.) and they carried a garbage bag with them to empty the trash for those who forgot. In this case, they took a plethora of photos, removed the sock, and left the window open! They then reported the room to the maintenance department (including the open window and the reason for it) who will go in and thoroughly clean the room (including the carpet), throwing away items at their own discretion. This may include the bedding, which is likely infused with the stench. This student will be charged for maintenance time and repairs as well.

If this resident returns to the dorm for next term (I suspect this is highly unlikely), he will be having regular inspections and will be charged for anything he doesn't clean throughout the term. He will be fined for any safety violations found - each time.

I wonder if his parents will just pay the bills, or if they'll ask about the charges.

-- Formerly Codewoman (but I forgot my password, have changed email, etc.)

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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #127 on: November 28, 2020, 06:57:05 pm »
That reminds me of an ex-roommate my son had.  Son had, at the age of 20, bought a house, and initially he wanted to have roommates, and rented two bedrooms in the house to friends who paid him rent for the bedroom/use of rest of house.  So this one had rented a bedroom which was a little over 9x9 (like 9'3" or 9'4") and things had been going pretty well although the guy routinely would take food (including the dishes and silverware which actually belonged to son) into his room and not bring the dishes back out.  Things finally came to a head when roommate wanted to go to a concert in Chicago, and best we can figure out, he decided that the way to afford this was to stiff son on all but $100 of the monthly rent (agreed rate was $320).  So son gave him an official 'pay up or I will evict you' letter, and at the end of that, this roommate just moved out, but cleaned nothing, not even a token vacuum of the room.

The floor was covered in a light beige carpet.  The only part of the room that still had light beige carpet was the space which was the size of a twin bed.  The rest of it was *nasty*.  Son borrowed my carpet shampooer and took *two hours* to get the remainder of the carpet back to its original state (remember above, the size of the room).  Being a smart cookie, son took pictures from before he went to work and then again the next day at the same time of day as the 'before' pictures.  The property is on a double lot, and there is one single-car garage close to the house which son claimed, and a double-car garage with entry from the alley side, all of these doors being remote-controlled.  Ex-roommate also claimed to have thrown away the remote because it "quit working" (if true, it might have been a battery needing replacement, but without the remote itself, who knows if there really was a problem or not).

Son sued ex-roommate in small claims court for the remaining unpaid rent, the cost of the new remote for the garage door that he had purchased as a result, and additional labor for the two hours of carpet cleaning.  Son won everything he requested plus all costs (including the filing fee and the cost of serving ex-roommate), and even collected all but $40 of the judgment (son felt it wasn't worth going back over that to get a judgment to garnish ex-roommate's wages, and I agree with my son).

But when I went over with my carpet shampooer, the smell of that room with the doors open was 'how could he stand to live in this?' level bad.  Apparently, amongst other things, ex-roommate liked to vape and 'vape juice' was in the carpet along with food stains.

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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #128 on: November 30, 2020, 10:22:28 am »
I had to bring a couple kittens to the vet because of an upper respiratory infection last fall. The infection mostly cleared up, but every once in a while, the kitten,now a year old has a sneezing fit, and manages to sneeze out a semisolid, green snot ball, that impresses me.

Sometimes he cleans them up and sometimes he leaves them for me to clean up.

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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #129 on: November 30, 2020, 10:51:42 am »
Kitten boogers sounds like a good fake swear.
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #130 on: December 10, 2020, 11:19:51 pm »
I am glad this thread seems to be coming back to life. I have an old gross-out story to tell: When I was a girl I lived in the country and took the school bus to school in town. On the first week of classes one autumn day I was walking toward the school bus across the lawn, when I saw something flash past me in the grass at my feet. It was the huge garter snake I had been trying to catch all summer! I had a decision to make--bus, snake, bus, snake...my desire to catch the snake won out. I dove for the creature and was quick enough to grasp its body a third of the way up from the tail, and made firsthand acquaintance with that snake's excellent defense system--it pooped all over my hand with the most horrible gunk and rotten musky smell. The bus beeped impatiently and I knew my parents would be angry if I missed it, so I had to let go of the snake and wipe my hand on the grass to try and clean it. I was only partly successful so I had to sit on the bus with my stinky pooped-on hand until I could get to the girls' room at school. Lesson learned. (In case anyone objects to my catching a snake, I've always loved animals and my policy is and has always been catch, examine, and release.) 
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #131 on: December 11, 2020, 04:26:15 am »
Peony, I've been pooped on more than I like to admit. When I was a kid it happened frequently with snakes and turtles. FYI, turtles can REALLY angry pee on you and so can ducks. 🤦😂🤷

This one actually didn't turn out badly, but nearly gave my parents a heart attack. When I was maybe 4ish, I proudly brought home "kitty Pepe", and actual honest to goodness, SKUNK. Said skunk was perfectly happy to let me pet him, pick him up, cuddle him, trot him into the house, and play kitty dress up in my room. Funny enough, even when daddy totally busted me and made me take him back outside, that dang skunk would still come play with me almost daily. 🤷🤷🤷😂😂😂
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #132 on: December 11, 2020, 04:56:07 pm »
Peony, I've been pooped on more than I like to admit. When I was a kid it happened frequently with snakes and turtles. FYI, turtles can REALLY angry pee on you and so can ducks. 🤦😂🤷

This one actually didn't turn out badly, but nearly gave my parents a heart attack. When I was maybe 4ish, I proudly brought home "kitty Pepe", and actual honest to goodness, SKUNK. Said skunk was perfectly happy to let me pet him, pick him up, cuddle him, trot him into the house, and play kitty dress up in my room. Funny enough, even when daddy totally busted me and made me take him back outside, that dang skunk would still come play with me almost daily. 🤷🤷🤷😂😂😂

That's so cool that he came back to play with you!

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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #133 on: December 11, 2020, 08:26:30 pm »
Peony, I've been pooped on more than I like to admit. When I was a kid it happened frequently with snakes and turtles. FYI, turtles can REALLY angry pee on you and so can ducks. 🤦😂🤷

This one actually didn't turn out badly, but nearly gave my parents a heart attack. When I was maybe 4ish, I proudly brought home "kitty Pepe", and actual honest to goodness, SKUNK. Said skunk was perfectly happy to let me pet him, pick him up, cuddle him, trot him into the house, and play kitty dress up in my room. Funny enough, even when daddy totally busted me and made me take him back outside, that dang skunk would still come play with me almost daily. 🤷🤷🤷😂😂😂

That's so cool that he came back to play with you!

My parents honestly thought I'd end up becoming a vet. 🤷😂 I was one of those kids that brought home every hurt animal and nursed it back to health. When my parents said no, Nana took them and I played animal nurse at her house instead. Not so surprisingly, I ended up in the medical field.
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Re: Gross Out (Not for the faint of heart redux)
« Reply #134 on: December 12, 2020, 12:21:16 pm »
I have been pooped on by snakes and peed on by toads. An animal the size of a regular sized toad should NOT hold that much pee.
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